A New Corona Vaccine, Undiscovered Mummies & Glowing Platypuses | The Daily Social Distancing Show

17 nov 2020
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Moderna’s COVID-19 vaccine proves 94.5% effective, astronauts are basically Ubering to outer space, archaeologists find undiscovered mummies, and platypuses can glow under black light. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Coronavirus
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  • Does anybody else think platypuses might be alien? They’re so frickin’ weird. I mean, obviously they aren’t actually aliens... but maybe?

    SpinDashSpinDashHace 22 horas
  • racoon body ??????? Trevor come back home , you are broken

    christian silachristian silaHace 22 horas
  • Who thought about this how is light black??

    Stephan BarthelStephan BarthelHace un día
  • "Curse you Directive Platypus!"

    Kitridge TheOcKitridge TheOcHace un día
  • 4:49 That joke failed miserably! Are you people even comedians anymore?! Doesn't look like it. 5:04 Archaeologists are not robbing graves; they're archiving for prosperity and teaching us our History as a human race and as a planet.

    OkkotoOkkotoHace un día
  • They are literally trying to Henrietta Lacks the entire country!! The devil is so damn busy at warp speed. Stay blessed.

    PasSion Y. WaldonPasSion Y. WaldonHace un día
  • Detective platypus. Perry the platypus ?

    Mike NsumuMike NsumuHace un día
  • Why I'd your platypus impression sound Mexican 🤣😂

    Doro NiangDoro NiangHace un día
  • Taxi for the moon on a virus epidemic wait for the new mutations of the corona virus

    Valentin SerranoValentin SerranoHace un día
  • Am Ghanaian apart my eyes I don't go hospital I use neem and lime boiled in hot water when I have cold and headache

    Larian Worlali yevuyiborLarian Worlali yevuyiborHace 2 días
  • 2% of people have died of corona, there is a higher chance of being ran over than getting corona , why 2020 just why?

    Bernie LermaBernie LermaHace 2 días
  • Don’t ever tell someone to Kill themselves even as a joke. Just lost my loyal viewership :( I’m sad to see my comedy hero mock my personal hero, my dad. He lost his life battling depression and suicide, he definitely felt less than 80% Trevor.

    Connor HeaddenConnor HeaddenHace 2 días
  • I think the Rona is finally affecting Trevor 😂🤣. He has more invisible friends and characters than I thought.

    Alicia JonesAlicia JonesHace 2 días
  • Marry me

    Cerci LarkinCerci LarkinHace 2 días
  • So perry being blue was true all along..

    Mintos was hereMintos was hereHace 2 días
  • President Trump's senior attorney, Sydney Powell, confirmed this morning that they will begin In filing claims for election fraud - this week, probably on Wednesday. "There are huge amounts of material to go through, and they continue to flow." The burden of proof is on us, in court. " Regarding the ruling of a federal judge in Pennsylvania this morning, which the state can declare Joe Biden as its candidate, she said: This judge is an appointment of Obama. We had no expectations at the state level, it will go up for appeals and the Supreme Court. Pennsylvania is full of fakes of all kinds, and we have not yet begun to fight there. "This judge also ignored the Supreme Court's clear order to separate the votes that came after 8 p.m. The election. According to her, in Georgia the situation of forgeries was the worst, while it is more implied that Governor Brian Kemp (Republican!) And Secretary of State According to her, in Georgia the situation of forgeries was the worst, while it is more implied that the governor + Brian Kemp (Republican!) And his secretary of state, received bribes to bring in Dominion + Smart-Matic. So that governor hurried to decide that Georgia would go to Biden. "Georgia is a complete farce, I'll blow it up first. Both the governor and the secretary of state will have to go, it's going to be biblical." Powell spoke this morning with the television news network, which is already replacing Fox News, which has joined the dark side, is the News-Max network. Try to demand it from Mehot and Yes, we'll see what they say. If they do not provide it - disconnect from them, you will not lose anything. I did too. Regarding her confrontation with Fox News presenter Tucker Carlson, who also suddenly became a RLT ("just not Trump"), she said: "He sent me rude, disrespectful emails. I answered him politely, and sent him a copy of an affidavit. It did not satisfy him, and I did not have time to deal with his case .. We are building a case in court

    אביעד כהןאביעד כהןHace 2 días
  • They just don’t want to give a second stimulus check head ass

    AlfonzoAlfonzoHace 2 días
  • One of the funniest segments I've seen. Well done, Trevor and team!

    ClaudiaClaudiaHace 3 días
  • Platypus or pokemon??

    ilovemyhorsieilovemyhorsieHace 3 días
  • Doofenshmirtz: Perrry? Shines blacklight Doofenshmirtz: A platypus!

    Andrew LamAndrew LamHace 3 días
  • One Of The People We Can Thank For The Moderna Vaccine Is Country Legend Dolly Parton. She Helped Fund The Vaccine.

    Collin KeyserCollin KeyserHace 3 días
  • Can we talk about how Trevor’s bitchy voice is on point??

    sciencebunnysciencebunnyHace 3 días
  • i like your videos and style but i didn't appreciate the kill yourself comment. I'm sad to see a person with such a big viewerbase make comments like that

    Chloe WhiteChloe WhiteHace 3 días
  • FYI. For months there have been 200 plus groups working in their own vaccine. Most will fail but wait for more to come out. We will need them all because we need to vaccinate 7 Billion people.

    ceciliaFXceciliaFXHace 3 días

    Andrew RiegelAndrew RiegelHace 3 días
  • Scientists: "the platypus glows green blue" Perry the Platypus: "......" Trevor: " maybe the platypus knows how to fly" Perry the Platypus: "....." Trevor doing a CSI character: "Detective Platypus" Perry the Platypus: *puts on fedora*

    Glenda TigirigiGlenda TigirigiHace 3 días
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Nelson BizaNelson BizaHace 3 días
  • A platypus? (shines a blacklight on him) PERRY the platypus???

    Coral TCoral THace 3 días
  • Listen to the African Commiedian he knows what’s best for Americans. Follow him down the rabbit hole

  • Ok

    Vanessa BeltranVanessa BeltranHace 3 días
  • “Let’s see what glows???””” ....I’m on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Mauri DMauri DHace 3 días
  • Robin Williams had the best explanation for how platypuses came to be: God was stoned. OBVIOUSLY! esworld.info/do/d6OveZGgj3-xiLc/v-deo.html

    Tryste WilberTryste WilberHace 3 días
  • Why did they shine UV light on the platypus the first place? Did they have that one scientist in the team who was reason enough to check if there are some glowing stains on the platypus? 🤔 Also, did they check if the platypus still glows after giving it a shower?

    Joe JupiterJoe JupiterHace 4 días
  • This guy makes the news interesting 😀

    Ajogwu ChristopherAjogwu ChristopherHace 4 días
  • Trevor is a bat man? 2:38

    John TaylorJohn TaylorHace 4 días
  • 4:23-4:49--As Nash would say, "PUT THEM BACK!"

    Alicia NybladeAlicia NybladeHace 4 días
  • Say spacex but replace sp with g

    MahbusMahbusHace 4 días
  • Perry the Platypus was the right color

    Andrew Ender FrostAndrew Ender FrostHace 4 días
  • The mummy news is exactly why I want to be cremated.

    Timothy BallTimothy BallHace 4 días
  • 😂😂😂😂😂

    Pep KwamyanduPep KwamyanduHace 4 días
  • Trevor, you're going to kiss a BAT...MAN? 🤣🤣🤣

  • For the love dont open the coffins!!!

    Rain BloomsRain BloomsHace 4 días
  • Hello :) my research team discovered the platypus fluorescence, and I just wanted to point out that we did so before Covid ever happened. Furthermore, we drove hours to the museum on a very small and privately-funded budget, and we made several discoveries on this trip (we went to investigate flying squirrel fluorescence). Just so you know :)

    Allie KohlerAllie KohlerHace 4 días
    • I heard about y'all on Science Vs before this show, very cool stuff.

      Kathy BrownKathy BrownHace 3 días
  • So they still robbing Egyptian graves.

    Africa: The Gathering PlaceAfrica: The Gathering PlaceHace 4 días
  • Yeah bat-kissing will be the next big thing😂

    SamSamHace 4 días
  • Undiscovered mummies?! Leave it that way, it’s the wrong year. I repeat, wrong fkcin year!!!

    šitas kino teatrasšitas kino teatrasHace 4 días
  • 5:40 funny damn haha lmao lol

    Joseph LinesJoseph LinesHace 4 días
  • Omg. Yay run out and get a vaccine! Idiots. Have fun with that. Change your DNA and be tracked by the government. 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️

    Bri MetzlerBri MetzlerHace 4 días
  • Lol don't got extended family 🤣

    Fiyinfoluwa jesutimiFiyinfoluwa jesutimiHace 4 días
  • As a European, I would like to thank Americans for their sacrifice.

    B LEGACY 3B LEGACY 3Hace 4 días
  • The people that want to go to space are just greedy

    Mark SmithMark SmithHace 4 días
  • Trevor is soo funny I can’t stand but laugh at all his jokes 😂😂😂

    Mutokambali Working projectMutokambali Working projectHace 4 días
  • Phineas and ferb been knew bout that😏

    Jame MartinJame MartinHace 4 días
  • Agent platypus reminded me of phineas and ferb agent p

    Alexander SteveAlexander SteveHace 4 días
  • Pyramid scheme joke was really funny

    Alexander SteveAlexander SteveHace 4 días
  • But why do you think God has such a big beard? You think he use scissors or machine to arrange his moustache? Hhaahhahahah this is so funny

    NuRespiraNuRespiraHace 4 días
  • This makes Perry the Platypus more badass

    Chris McAllisterChris McAllisterHace 4 días
  • Lol yup. Everyone eveyone puts so much religious emotion on being burried. It's so sacred. If someone dug up a body from a 100 years ago it's scarring and grotesque. But let's put some of the the really old dead bodies in a museum. Humans are funny. "Uuuh someone's in here!"

    anna fergusonanna fergusonHace 4 días
  • Platypi?

    Tiny WalnutTiny WalnutHace 4 días
  • I want to kiss a bat too. (Dont take this serisouly its a joke)

    Somar SomarSomar SomarHace 4 días
  • The Daily Show, with Ray William Johnson

    kamasoutrekkamasoutrekHace 4 días
  • Just wanted to say that today, my joint and you made my morning. Thankyou your funny

    Melissa ContrerasMelissa ContrerasHace 4 días
  • I know it’s a joke, but we should probably move away from phrases like “kill yourself” at this point.

    SchnemleySchnemleyHace 4 días
  • Joking by playing God, is just way too much trevor, you like now in the same low as steven....

    Arief FaizalArief FaizalHace 4 días
  • He is so funny 🤣 🤣

    Stephanie MartinStephanie MartinHace 4 días
  • Okay, so now the question is: how long until Trump happily tweets that there'll be a vaccine, just like he promised, by the end of September / October / start of November / end of the year or maybe even earlier. Honestly, I had math students who will through six different answers at you and when it turns out one of them is right, insist that they correctly solved the problem. But the pyramid scheme joke? Good thing I don't habitually handle rotten vegetables when watching ESworld, or I might have reflexively thrown one at the screen.

    JuliaJuliaHace 4 días
  • What about the AIDS vaccine? Where's that?

    Greatest EverGreatest EverHace 4 días
  • No wonder Perry the Platypus is green in the show. Disney knew it faster than the scientists.

    Ryan YuRyan YuHace 5 días
  • I dont Know Lets See What Glows Lmaoooo 😂😂😂qt

    Kevin QtKevin QtHace 5 días
  • platypus glow: it's so that their species can 'see' another easier - for protection or mating and whatnot. certain beaver species have the same trait.

    bizhatbizhatHace 5 días
  • 4:31 me at 3am in the morning

    ChesspufflChesspufflHace 5 días
    • Yes I agree :D

      Zahisu No[hr]Zahisu No[hr]Hace 5 días
  • I always assumed that platicus are evolutional glitch.

    JanaJanaHace 5 días
  • So, Trevor really has a hoodie in every color

    Sara ViggianoSara ViggianoHace 5 días
  • Unfortunately, Like yourself. Ideas and ideologies from the Left and Democrats are literally unsustainable for our society it will never ever work to keep our country the way it has been and what we have stood for throughout history. Our Declaration of Independence the Constitution what we have fought for in the past to be able to have the rights and freedoms that we have today in the society for everyone no matter left or right to express their own ideas and ideologies no matter right or wrong and who determines/declares those ideologies right or wrong. They are still open for discussion. But to keep the freedoms of our nation and our ability to continue to be the best Nation that we have been up to this point and enjoy the freedoms we all cherish. We need to keep those types of ideologies that will negatively affect our nation from moving forward and continuing to be the greatest country that there has ever been. Bottom line yes. We have our freedoms. We have our constitution. We have our Declaration of independence. Those are the things that our country was founded upon. And in short. If this is a country that you no longer want to be a part of with those instruments in place in order for the United States of America to continue to be the greatest country in this world. Then yes, you do have the ability to say no, this is not something I want to be a part of. You have the right to say these are not the beliefs I have. And if this is not something that you can live with. Then that is also your right as an American to freely leave this country. You have the right to go to another country which will welcome you and that are founded on your types of beliefs and ideologies that will welcome your beliefs and ideologies and they will welcome you with open arms. You will feel at home if these are truly the beliefs and ideologies that you personally feel would better represent the way you would like the society that you live in to function. So please, enact you're right to be free and to go where you want to go where to a country that will welcome you and your ideologies. Just please. Do not continue to live in a society that was founded on our constitution, Bill of Rights and Declaration Of Independence which gives all of us the right to fight against tyranny against those that opposed our beliefs in which the United States were founded upon. (KEY WORDS BEING, IN WHICH WE WERE FOUNDED UPON) Obviously, if you DO NOT have the beliefs then it also gives you the right as stated to leave this country. Being an American citizen means exactly that. There is a reason why you are an American citizen. Citizenship means in believing in what your country stands for and you will uphold those beliefs that you had sworn to uphold as a citizen. When people are citizens of this great country you take on an oath. Which means exactly that. Just as all politicians. You as citizens take on an oath to defend our country's Constitution and Bill of Rights and to adhere to them. And yes, you are allowed by all rights to disagree. But you cannot be so far to the left in which your beliefs and ideologies change or go against our constitution to become something America does not stand for which is Socialism, Communism or Marxism just to fulfill your own ideologies, beliefs or agenda. Again, there are countries that will welcome you with open arms. We encourage you to be as happy and free as you like in whatever type of society you choose. Obviously, you are here now enjoying the freedoms that our country has afforded to you. Remember. You came to the United States of America for a reason. Looks like you have done pretty well for yourself since coming here. Why? Because we allowed you to enjoy the freedoms you have had up to this point to get you to where you are now. You have it better than the majority of Americans and your viewers currently do. So, stop bashing our current leaders and administration as they too have allowed you to flourish in the greatest economy in the history of America for over the past 3 years. Never once have you ever pointed that out to your viewers or anyone to that matter. But then. Why would you? You are simply part of the problem and its time for you to leave because America is such a horrible place to live according to your ideologies and belief system.

    P CP CHace 5 días
  • I don’t why it took so long for them to find that platypi glow - we have one of those flashlights at work and test everything.

    KtlemongrassKtlemongrassHace 5 días
  • I read the title as 'A New Corona Discovered' I nearly shat my liver mate

    Laetitia lotjoe10Laetitia lotjoe10Hace 5 días
  • the problem is they did not release scientific data on the effectiveness of the vaccine. So how can it be reviewed. lets just hope the virus wont mutate rendering the vaccine useless

    axcell baseaxcell baseHace 5 días
  • monotremes

    RubelliteFaeRubelliteFaeHace 5 días
  • 🤣😂🤣😂 I love you Trevor Noah I’m crying.

    Awakened EyesAwakened EyesHace 5 días
  • Trevor!!! WHY TF YOU SO FUCKINN FUNNY?! 🤣 😭 🤣 😭

    Astral FluxAstral FluxHace 5 días
  • Check out the 1 Hour Loop of "After Show!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjMvt...&ab_channel=ZAMination2

    chelsea rubychelsea rubyHace 5 días
  • 5:39

    MINIONMINIONHace 5 días
  • Put those coffins back, This Ain't the year

    Will Work For TravelWill Work For TravelHace 5 días
  • This is so hilarious!😀

    Marcus A. RiveraMarcus A. RiveraHace 5 días
  • Azul everybody I wonder if these are thamazight graves cuze the amazigh (are the people who ruled over north africa from egypt till western sahara morocco since the very beginning even before islam was a religion my dad is from riff amazight morocco nador/al hoceima region but this is realy a big discover im olso glad the coffins wil stay at egypt alhamdoulilah

    Karim KobulaKarim KobulaHace 5 días
  • Scorpions also glow under blacklights

    Ashley OnstottAshley OnstottHace 5 días
  • Why is the audio always so low on your videos?

    Sammy JR.Sammy JR.Hace 5 días
  • Some people have died from the vaccine.. maderna I heard changes DNA I don't trust these no pew reviews have been released. People died. Ya'll can. Then I won't have to. How about that. 😊😊

    Holly StuartHolly StuartHace 5 días
  • Lowkey the glowing platipus reminded me of Perry the platipus

    CCN PNDACCN PNDAHace 5 días
  • I mean, a Perry the Platypus joke was definitely somewhere there!! Trevor you made me mad for not making one!!!!

    Nduna XNduna XHace 5 días
  • Platypuss disco!

    yeah.whatyeah.whatHace 5 días
  • dr. bobby on a vaccine: Hey lab partner dr. jonathan: OoOooOoO a green platypus dr. bobby: wth is wrong with you

    LE MANGOLE MANGOHace 5 días
  • i love plats, did u know they can see all living creatures through electricity by tappin their bills on rocks.

    Eric HagenEric HagenHace 5 días
  • Doofenshmirtz: Perrry? Shines blacklight Doofenshmirtz: A platypus!

    Isobel McArthurIsobel McArthurHace 5 días
  • 1 star is basically someone playing Among Us in real life.

    Franklin ThankachanFranklin ThankachanHace 5 días
  • News Caster: people digging up mummies Mummy coffin: 😳 4:29

    Jenny ShullJenny ShullHace 5 días
  • Turns out Phineas and Ferb was righ; platypuses are teal.

    Jennifer ciaccioJennifer ciaccioHace 5 días
  • So much fake new here

    Ju BroweJu BroweHace 5 días
  • Remember H1N1 and narcolepsy that some vaccinations caused?

    EskopeskoEskopeskoHace 5 días
  • 7:29 is a meme waiting to happen

    thereisnospacethereisnospaceHace 5 días